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All our models are over 18 and under 5 foot.


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My name is Neal and I set up Midget Gems in 1983 to plug what I saw as a gap in the Adult Video market, namely Fairytale Porn. I remember being very aroused as a child when first watching The Wizard of Oz and not knowing why. No, I wasn't a Friend of Dorothy, but what we call a Lilliput Lover. I have a fetish for adult dwarves and midgets. And luckily I'm bi, so it didn't matter if it was the Lullaby League or the Lollipop Guild - those Munchkins got me all hot and bothered and still do.

Neal X

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Whore White and the Seven Dicks, starring Judy Braless and Robert Greenspan.
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FAQs

  • Is there a difference between dwarf porn and midget porn?
  • I fancy Hazel Blears - am I a Lilliput Lover?
  • Are there any famous 'out' Lilliput Lovers?
  • Can I meet any of my favourite Midget Gems actors/actresses?

Is there a difference between dwarf porn and midget porn?

To most aficionados, yes. There are subtle differences. Dwarves tend to have shortened limbs and torsos but down below are adult-sized, whereas midgets are in proportion. There are midget porn stars who refuse to do scenes with dwarves and vice versa, but that affects the Continental scene more than the US and UK market. German and Czech dwarves are particularly well hung, but won't go down in case they can't get back
up again.

I fancy Hazel Blears - am I a Lilliput Lover?

No, she’s just a small woman. For images of her and others (Charlene Tilton, Elaine Paige, Barbara Windsor etc) visit the fitandfivefoot website

Are there any famous 'out' Lilliput Lovers?

Yes, Ian Krankie and Katie Holmes have both spoken publicly about visiting LL websites, and one of my most prolific clients is a well-known Premiership footballer!

Can I meet any of my favourite Midget Gems actors/actresses?

Yes. Every other year I organise the MunchCon where several of the stars of our films attend to sign videos and pose for photos. Last year we had one of the original Oompa Loompas and star of Thumbetween'er JEFF KENDAL, as well as MINNIE RUMP who has starred in several titles for us. If you are interested, drop me a line and I'll keep you posted.

Titles

  • Goldipubes and the Free Bares
  • Horny Dumpty
  • Jack on my Weenstalk
  • The Little Baremaid
  • Little Red, Big Chopper
  • Oompa Jumper: Inside the Chocolate Factory
  • Pussy in Boots
  • Rumpleforeskin
  • The Singing Ringing Penis
  • Thumbetween'er
  • Whore white and the Seven Dicks
  • Wood in the Babes

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